Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Jasper attacked Bella, and then took two cheap shots at me.

Would that be considered fair to me? No - no, not in anyone's definition of fair, I'm sure, except those who enjoy schadenfreude - German for 'taking pleasure in others' pain'. I admit, my shot at Alice probably wasn't the easiest thing for Jasper to take - which, admittedly, doesn't say much about his character - but I understand how that could have made him upset.

Bella, though? Attacking my Isabella? That was uncalled for - especially since I haven't been with her nearly as long as Emmett's been with Rose and Jasper's been with Alice. My Bella doesn't need this sort of idiocy in her life.

So, as the quote goes, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold,' and Jasper's about to eat a very cold meal.

As another quote goes, 'Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear,' and as I was just speaking of Jasper, I see it fitting for him to appear.




Could this be the reason that Alice recently became very interested in the art of hairdressing?

And, not to omit the other two, whom I'm sure will find another way to attack me in the very near future, here's a video, posted on www.youtube.com, that showcases three girls who have obviously foreseen who the true winner of this so-called 'blog war' will be.

Crossed the Line

This is too much.

Carlisle - really? My adoptive father; the one who changed me, the one I've respected for a century - stooping to Emmett's level? I think that this beyond ridiculous. Emmett, insinuating that I - that I believed that Esme was putting out when I was simply trying to make a point of how generous and kind our adoptive mother can be with us? How she allows him to believe insanities like his faith in himself as being 'the sex'? Preposterous.

But I am beyond being treated this way. It's time for revenge.

I never thought this would happen. I do have standards; might I say, higher than Jasper's and almost a million times higher than Emmett's. And now, I find myself stooping to his level - joining my adoptive father in the puddle of shame that is Emmett's squalid room. I'm not sure how Rose stands that.

Speaking of Emmett and Rose, I wonder what my dear sister would think of this.




Following the style of my dear brothers and father, I might want to ask you;

• I'm wondering why Emmett's locking lips with someone other than his Rose, his 'babe', as he says. Perhaps you have a better idea than me? Perhaps Rose herself has one?
• Now that I take a closer look - the little pixie with him looks suspiciously like Alice, when she was going through her phase with longer hair. I would never be one to say this about Esme, but Alice; her small, mischievious pixie body has its needs, and who knows if Jasper is enough to satisfy them? His quiet, pained exterior may not be enough for my malevolent sister. Only time will tell, I suppose.

Enough for now. I've destroyed my brothers enough for one night.

Alice should know that I was simply poking fun at her - Jasper deserves the brunt of the insults; after all, he's the one that can't satisfy you, right? And everyone knows that real men should be able to naturally satisfy their women.